Bio Poem

My name is Jonathan

I was rasied in the land of Shire and reared by elfs. Okay, just kidding.

I have one brother, Billy. He is a recovering drug additict that doesn't take care of his kids.

I love to fight, play guitar, and golf.

I feel happy, sad, and angry, typically in that order.

I need a million dollars, a doctorate degree, a million dollars!

I fear big black bears!

I would like to meet God.

I share my home my lovely wife Trish.

I am a resident of Mountain Grove, Missouri. Home of the Mighty Panthers!

Talley